Ep. 1: Big Boy Bumper Cars Meets Big Business

Question: What can we do about your smells?

Pilot season! Who doesn't love pilot season? Lots of things appear suddenly, touch you in all the right or wrong places, and that wink out of existence, leaving behind only a vague sense that something went very wrong. Or very right.

In this, our pilot episode, we introduce you to the Fjördcliffs; develop a viable plan for artisinally cracking your iPhone screen; explore possible silent movie/prog rock mashups; and explore the ramifications of living with Babe Ruth's Disease.

We'll be around forever. You'll have to pay us to go away!