Ep. 11 - The Hippopotamus Oath

The Question: What follows the T-shirt?

There's a brand new dance, but I don't know its name, that people from bad homes do again and again. It's big and it's bland, full of tension and fear. They do it over there but we don't do it here.

Fashion. Turn to the left. Fashion. Turn to the right. Oooooo ahh. FASHION. We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.

Beep beep.

• Tekken 3

• Garbage Plates

• E.T.

• A History of the T-Shirt

• Hulk Hogan

• Andre the Giant

• Pincer Maneuver

• Russell Westbrook: Fashion Icon

• Holograms

• International Waters

• Jack Kevorkian, MD

• Hippocratic Oath

• Death Ray

• Carnival Cruise and that whole “poop” thing